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What kids say
'Never trust a dog to watch your food.' - Patrick, aged 10. 'When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer.'- Hannah, aged 9. 'Never tell your mum her diet's not working.' - Michael, aged 14. 'Stay away from prunes.' - Randy, aged 9. 'Don't squat with your spurs on.' - Noronha, aged 13. 'Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.' - Emily, aged 10. 'When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.' - Taylia, aged 11. 'Never allow your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.' - Traci, aged 14. 'Don't sneeze in front of your mum when you're eating crackers.' - Mitchell, aged 12. 'Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.' - Andrew, aged 9. 'Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.' - Kyoyo, aged 9. 'You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.' - Armir, aged 9. 'Don't wear polka-dotted underwear under white shorts.' - Kellie, aged 11. 'If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.' - Naomi, aged 15. 'Felt pens are not good to use as lipstick.' - Lauren, aged 9. 'Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.' - Joel, aged 10. 'When you get a bad grade at school, show it to your mum when she's on the phone.' - Alyesha, aged 13. 'Never try to baptise a cat.' - Eileen, aged 8. 
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