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Green man flashing
There was a green, green man who lived in a green, green house in a green, green village. One day the green, green man decided to take a green, green bath. He ran the green, green taps and out came some green, green water. He lifted his green, green foot and stepped into the green, green bath. Just that second the green, green man heard the green, green door bell ring. He leapt out of the the green, green bath and grabbed a green, green towel, wrapped it round his green, green body and ran out of the green, green room, into the green, green hall, down the green, green stairs. He sprinted to the green, green door and pulled open the green, green latch. Outside stood a lovely green, green woman. The green, green man had never seen a green, green woman before. He was stunned. He dropped the green, green towel and stared at the green, green lady. The green, green lady was green, green shocked and she ran screaming down the green, green path, jumped over the green, green gate and straight into the green, green road. She got run over by a green, green car. The moral of this story is: Don't cross the road when the green man's flashing. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman 
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