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A man loses his wife in a freak scuba-diving accident and police aren’t able to recover the body. The next day, he gets a knock at the door and is greeted by two solemn police officers. “Sorry to bother you, sir,” one says. “But we have some information about your wife.” “Well, tell me!” the man cries. The policeman says, “We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?” The man chooses the bad first, so the policeman explains, “I’m sorry to tell you, but we found your wife’s body this morning at the bottom of the bay.” “Oh, my God,” the man cries, but then remembers what the policeman had said. “So what’s the good news?” “Well,” says the policeman, “when we pulled her up, she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good sized Dungeness crabs on her.” “If that’s the good news, what’s the great news?” the man demands. The policeman explains, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow!” Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman 
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