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Dish it out

An older woman let her dog out to go to the bathroom, and before she knew it a neighbor's dog jumped on and started humping her dog.

She tried pulling the dogs apart and hitting the male dog. She even tried throwing cold water on them and nothing worked.

About this time a little boy came along and the old woman told him that she would give him five dollars if he can get that dog off her dog.

The little boy walked up to the dogs wet his finger, lifted the neighboring dog's tail and stuck his finger in the dog's ass.

The dog backed off right away and the little boy went up to the porch to collect his five dollars.

The woman gave the boy his five dollars and asked the little boy how he got the dogs apart.

The little boy said, "Well, lady, he can dish it out, but he can't take it."

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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