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Ming the Chinaman
Fred goes to work as a lumberjack in a remote town about 500 miles north of Montreal. The first night in town, he checks out the local bar, and asks the bartender where all the women hang out. "Women?" says the bartender, "there aren't any women for 300 miles around here!" He tells Fred that the only relief to be found is Ming the Chinaman. Fred says firmly, "No way, I don't go for that shit!" Fred walks out and goes to work up in the woods for a couple of months. The next time he is in town for supplies, he is pretty horny and goes to see the bartender again. He asks, "Are you sure there aren’t any women in town?" The bartender replies, "Look, I already told you there were no women here, and if you want something, it'll have to be Ming the Chinaman!" Fred's gets frustrated and says, "Now YOU look, I already told you I don't go for that kind of shit!" Fred goes back up into the woods for another 6 months. On his next trip to town, he's so horny, he can hardly walk. He goes back to the bartender, hat in hand, and says, "O.K., I guess if there's absolutely no chance of getting a woman, I'll have to take Ming the Chinaman. Can you set it up for me?" The bartender motions to two big guys who walk over to where Ming is sitting and pick him up. Ming starts going fucking crazy, screaming, kicking, and cussing. Fred asks, "What's his problem?!" The bartender replies, "Oh, Ming the Chinaman don't go for that shit either!!" Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis 
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