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Abe Lincoln
Back in the colonial days a man wanted to grow hair on his chest to impress his new girlfriend. So he went up to George Washington and asked "Hey George how do I get hair on my chest to impress my woman while we make love?" George Washington said "man, I don't know, you are talking to the wrong man, why don't you talk to one of the other great fathers of this country like John Adams" So he went to John Adams, and asked, "Hey John how do I get hair on my chest to impress my girlfriend while we make love? John Adams said "my son you are talking to the wrong person, you need to talk to Abe Lincoln" So he went to Abe Lincoln. he said "Sir, how do I get hair on my chest to impress my girlfriend while we make love???" Abe said "that is easy, every night before you make love, go down there and rub your chest all over it, this will help fertilize it!" so with the advice from Abe he did. About 3 months later, while walking down the street, he saw Abe, he hollered at him and ripped his shirt open exposing a chest full of hair, and said "it works, it works!!!!" Abe reached up and stroked his beard twice and said, "I KNOW, I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!" Editted by Curtis 
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