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Conversation over dinner:

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

MAN: Definately not!

WOMAN: Why not, don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Ok, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN: (Makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN: She can't use them, she's left handed.

WOMAN: ---silence---

MAN: Ooops!!

Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Curtis
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