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Taking A Piss

Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream.

Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place.

Fortunately they come to a place where they can cross and proceed.

Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other, "I've always wanted to be like the guys, and urinate in a stream."

The other woman looks around and says, "well, I don't see anyone around, now's your chance!"

The first woman drops her hiking shorts and squats.

As she begins to urinate, she looks down. "Holly shit!" she exclaims, "I just pissed on a man in a canoe!"

Alarmed, the second woman hurries over, and peeks at the stream. "Calm down," she says. "That wasn't a canoe you pissed in, it was only your reflection."
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