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Tree-Airplain
There once was three kids. The first kid threw a stick up in the air. The second kid bet he could throw it higher, and he did. The third kid said that he could throw it so high that it would never come down, and it never did. ok... maybe that wasn't a good one. This one might be a lil better. There were two people on a airplane. One was a man who had a giant cigar. Sitting next to him (in one of those annoying planes where the seats are too close together and if you dont know the person next to you, you feel really wierd) was a lady with an annoying little dog (don't ask me how the dog got on the plane but this is how the joke goes). Anyway, the man and the lady were arguing the whole flight. So when the man got up to use the bathroom, the lady threw his cigar out the window (again, i dont know how this was done unless she was sitting in the emergency exit seat). When the man got back he yelled at the lady. Then the lady went to the bathroom and the lady threw the dog out the window (again, oh... nevermind). Well, when the lady got back, she looked out the window and guess what she saw... most people would say "a dog smoking a cigar" but they are all wrong! The real answer is... A dog wit a stick in it's mouth. 
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