A rich New Yorker married a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first arrived he got them a hotel room. As they were laying in bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded condom.
"Oh yuck!!" she proclaimed, as she pointed it out to her new husband.
As he craned his neck to see what it was, he looked at her and asked, "What they don't use those things where you come from?"