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PC Women speak
How to speak about women and be politically correct: She is not a babe or a chick; She is a breasted person. She is not a bleached blonde; she is peroxide dependent. She is not a bad cook; she is microwave compatible. She does not wear too much jewelry; she is metallically overburdened. She is not conceited; she is intimately aware of her best qualities. She does not want to be married; she wants to lock you in domestic incarceration. She does not gain weight; she is a metabolic under-achiever. She is not a screamer or a moaner; she is vocally appreciative. She is not easy; she is horizontally accessible. She does not tease or flirt; she engages in artificial stimulation. She is not dumb; she is a detour off the information super-highway. She is not too skinny; she is skeletally prominent. She does not have a moustache; she is in touch with her masculine side. She has not been around; she is a previously enjoyed companion. She does not wear too much perfume; she commits fragrance abuse. She does not get you excited; she causes temporary blood displacement. She is not kinky; she is a non-inhibited sexual companion. She does not have a killer body; she is terminally attractive. She does not go shopping; she is mall fluent. She is not an airhead; she is reality impaired. She does not get drunk or tipsy; she gets chemically inconvenienced. She does not get fat or chubby; she achieves maximum density. She is not cold or frigid; she is thermally inaccessible. She is not horny; she is sexually focused. She does not wear too much make-up; she has reached cosmetic saturation. She does not have breast implants; she is gravity resistant. She does not nag you; she becomes verbally repetitive. She is not a slut; she is sexually extroverted. She is not loose; she is morally impaired. She does not have major league hooters; she is pectorally superior. She does not have thin lips; she is collagen depleted. 
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