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Murphy's Laws
Murphy's Technology Law #1: The first myth of management is that it exists. Murphy's Technology Law #2: A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. Murphy's Technology Law #3: New systems generate new problems. Murphy's Technology Law #4: To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. Murphy's Technology Law #5: We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything. Murphy's Technology Law #6: Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Murphy's Technology Law #7: A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. Murphy's Technology Law #8: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Murphy's Technology Law #9: Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. Murphy's Technology Law #10: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. 
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