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Ten Best Pickup Line

1. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!

2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

7. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

8. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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