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An Annotated Thermom
AN ANNOTATED THERMOMETER 60F 15C 289K Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe) 50F 10C 283K Miami residents turn on the heat (if they have a heating system) 40F 4C 277K * You can see your breath * Californians shiver uncontrollably * Minnesotans go swimming 35F 2C 275K Italian cars don't start 32F 0C 273K Water freezes 30F -1C 272K * You plan your vacation to Australia * Minnesotans put on T-shirts * Politicians begin to worry about the homeless * British cars don't start * Your boogers freeze 25F -4C 269K * Boston water freezes * Californians weep pitiably * Minnesotans eat ice cream * Canadians go swimming 20F -7C 266K * You can hear your breath * Politicians begin to talk about the homeless * New York City water freezes * Miami residents plan vacation further south 15F -9C 264K * French cars don't start * You plan a vacation in Mexico * Cat insists on sleeping in bed with you 10F -12C 261K * Too cold to ski * You need jumper cables to get the car going 5F -15C 258K * You plan your vacation in Houston * American cars don't start 0F -18C 255K * Alaskans put on T-shirts * Too cold to skate -10F -23C 250K * German cars don't start * Eyes freeze shut when you blink -15F -26C 247K * You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo * Arkansas stick tongue on metal objects * Miami residents cease to exist -20F -29C 244K * Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you * Politicians actually do something about the homeless * Minnesotans shovel snow off roof * Japanese cars don't start -25F -32C 241K * Too cold to think * You need jumper cables to get the driver going -30F -34C 239K * You plan a two week hot bath * The Mighty Mongahela freezes * Sweedish cars don't start -40F -40C 233K * Californians disappear * Minnesotan button top button * Canadians put on sweaters * Your car helps you plan your trip South -50F -46C 237K * Congressional hot air freezes * Alaskans close the bathroom window -80F -62C 211K * Hell freezes over * Polar bears move south 
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