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Pickle slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill declined saying that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. Bill said, 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh Bill, you didn't,' she said. 'Yes, I did,' said Bill. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, she got fired too.' 
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