While riding the bus, a woman noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her. Eventually, he said, "Excuse me. This is my stop."
Since she wasn't blocking his way, she was confused. "Well," she said, "go ahead."
"And this is my pole," he said.
The lady was completely perplexed until the young man added, "I just bought it at the hardware store to hold up my shower curtain."