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Nutz!!!!

A reporter went to the local mental hospital to do a story on some of the patients and their ailments. As she was being led around by the nurse she noticed a patient in his room running a few steps swinging his arm forward underhanded as though he was throwing something then he hollered, "SPARE!" He again did this only this time hollered, "STRIKE!" She asked him what he was doin and he said, "Oh, I’m just bowling."

They continued the tour and now she noticed another patient who was swinging both arms as though he was holding a bat and saying, "Strike one, strike two," etc. She asked what he was doing and he said, "Just playing baseball."

As they continued on again this time she saw a man sitting in a chair naked with a hard-on and he was balancing a peanut on the end of his dick.

She had to ask, "And what the hell are you doing?"

He said, "Me, oh, I'm just fucking nuts!"

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